It Only Makes Sense if You Only Sell Ads

“Except for one thing. There’s no ringtone for sale. Just like there were no bathrobes a couple weeks ago. Or Dundee statues before that. Or Timberlake boxes. Or Timberlake box song ringtones” – Doodledee

Heck, TikiBar TV understands this:

“Rather than charging a micropayment for your show, sell fans a nice fancy mug!” – Dave Slusher