For the Win?
Back at the beginning of my career, my then creative director decided the best way to bring in new business to our nascent agency was to win design awards.
Not knowing any better – we all cheered and put our collective nose to the grindstone. Developing the concept, the interactions, the flow, all for a award-winning, self-promotion piece. I was responsible for programming the Director-based CD-ROM (yes, that’s how long ago it was). Once we all sufficiently tested the CD-ROM, it was duplicated and entered.
And, to all but our creative director’s surprise – the piece was included in the design annual (‘bronze’ or ‘notable mention’ or something like that). Yet – the phones didn’t start ringing and the desperately-needed new business didn’t materialize. I left about 6 months later. Then the creative director left. The shop itself folded by year’s end.
Remembering that project brings a stale and empty taste to my mouth. Like finding out a joke you’ve been retelling was offensive. It changed how I measure winning and the types of projects I take on.
To this day – it pains me to see so many professionals distracting themselves with contests rather than the hard work of making something meaningful that lasts.
CHICKEN NO MORE
“LAST STEP IS SMASH CAGE, LIGHT BARN ON FIRE. DO THAT, YOU WIN.” – FAKE GRIMLOCK
Notice, the animal in the top cartoon is a chicken and the animals, stuck in the barn are pigs.
Reminds me of a story about the difference between a contribution and a commitment.
FOSS Abhors a Vaccuum
You know, I could have sworn we already had a Linux-based, mobile-optimized operating system, with a HTML/Javascript-based application development environment.
I guess purgatory isn’t the same as open source.
Fire – Amazon Launched Their Sputnik Today
At the beginning of the month – before I knew anything of today’s Amazon Fire announcement – I announced that Amazon (along with Mozilla and Samsung) were going to be tomorrow’s tech innovation leaders.
Scanning through the Amazon Fire page I was immediately struck by how it neatly integrates everything Amazon has been working on to date; eBooks, streaming media, frustration-free packaging, Amazon Prime – it’s all in there. (I’m sure local.amazon.com will be there next week)
Undoubtedly, this is a Sputnik from Amazon to Apple. The iPad was once the most vertically integrated, commerce-oriented, mobile device. Today, it’s the Amazon Fire.
Every single interaction with the Amazon Fire is a commercial one. Even just browsing the web..
Which means the Amazon Fire is also a Sputnik to Facebook and Google. There’s no need to encourage web publishers to include +1 and ‘Like’ buttons on their websites when every single request goes through your servers. There’s no need to get called on the carpet for dropping more cookies when someone logs out when – again – every single request goes through your servers. There’s no need to announce redesigned, more marketer-friendly page layouts when – lastly – every single request goes through your servers.
Many years ago, I smiled when I was crunching server logs and all the traffic seemed to come from northern Virginia. Tomorrow it may come from a small handful of EC2 zones. Maybe Amazon will be generous enough to forward the geolocation data in the Silk browser requests.
Yes – I have one on pre-order.
Extracting iCalendar feeds from embedded Google calendars
This is an update to John Utell’s 2009 post with the same title.
If the Google embedded Calendar URL something like:
https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=GOOGLE-USERNAME%40gmail.com&ctz=America%2FChicago%22&mode=week….
The iCal feed is
https://www.google.com/calendar/ical/GOOGLE-USERNAME%40gmail.com/public/basic.ics
Now you know.
(It should be – https://www.google.com/calendar/GOOGLE-USERNAME%40gmail.com – If only Google cared about good URL design)
All The Lonely People, Where Do They All Hang Out?
Tracking you like it’s going out of style
- Read the whole thing.
- Delete your cookies
- Tell your browser to refuse cookies
- Tell your favorite website publishers you resent being opt-ed into multiple third-party behavior tracking programs without a way to opt-out.
Mechanical Turks only existed because machines weren’t good enough yet.
For that Impulse Nap (and so much more)
Now at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport.
First off – sleep pods were part of the dystopian future I was promised so I’m super excited they’re a reality.
Airports are a great first deployment for these – lots of people with hours of unexpected time on their hands – but the potential deployments are fascinating.
- Create a cluster of them on corporate campus (Google, Apple, YCombinator) for summer interns
- Install one next to each rental storage space for instant apartment complex
- Put a bedroom in your spare closet
- Slightly more upscale accommodations at summer festivals, state fairs, etc
- Start a drop-in-sleep franchise like SnapFitness/Curves/etc for out of town travelers
- Create a cluster of them on a Google or Apple campus for summer interns
- Have the smallest cabin on the lake
- Combine with shipping containers (and a little plumbing) for an instant house