“If your $200k/year employees spend their time vibe-coding a replacement for a $15/mo Calendly subscription, your business is not going to make it.” – Davide Grieco, Head of Growth, Clay
This morning I talked with a super excited founder, walking me through a very comprehensive and sophisticated application he built to manage his solo consulting firm: calendar events, to-dos, email drafts, CRM, charts of progress, red-yell0w-green indicators. I’d never seen anything so sophisticated for a 1-person business, or a 10-person business.
Then I looked in the address bar, local file serving out of a Claude Cowork directory.
Of course.
This meant it doesn’t work on his phone. It didn’t appear to connect to his native email, calendar, contacts, or reminders. It only works on this specific machine for as long as he has sufficient Claude tokens. A bit of a reversion in a world of always-on, mobile connectivity.
It was the most elaborate method of avoiding the self-discipline to learn existing tools I’ve seen since February .
He admitted to be currently searching for a software engineer to help deploy it.
Of course.
Now admittedly, I’m guilty of the same crime. I greatly enjoyed building tablestrength, and ‘brewbook’, and ‘familymap’, they have become my go-to tools for the job I’ve created them for. There are other solutions to those problems. I didn’t need to create my own. Just to emphasize it, I probably shouldn’t have.
A SaaS sales leader posted this week about running his entire monthly pipeline review through Claude via a Salesforce MCP integration. No cludgy UI. No need to coordinate with his co-workers. Data in seconds. He was delighted, giddy with how much faster the review process will be next month. Not questioning if the monthly review itself was actually valuable – or if there was some other higher leverage activity his organization should be focused on, now the data is more accessible.

Early plastic household goods were skinned in woodgrain because manufacturers didn’t yet know what plastic actually was or if consumers would accept it. The first metal joints mimicked carpentry. The first iPhone used an excessive number of scarce pixels to recreate a yellow notepad and a wooden magazine rack.
We first dress new capabilities in the clothing we’re familiar with. Then we figure out what the new thing can actually do. The vibe-coded dashboard still looks like an important corporate executive dashboard. The pipeline review through Claude still looks like an pipeline review. The AI-expanded email signals significance for an earlier age. We’re in the skeuomorphism phase of LLMs.
What if it that value is in fact zero. What if LLMs exposed just how unthoughtful and ineffective the bulk of our activities were.

What if we’re all Jeff Koons bringing weight to emptiness. Creating enormous, plaster sculptures of inflatables and trite ephemera. Some combination of “shoulds” and “we’ve always done” and “how I was trained” for a world slowly dissolving into history.
“…looks like a landing strip.
…the only airplane present is a full-size wooden replica of a light aircraft.
…a control tower made of bamboo.
…a satellite dish built of mud and straw.
….some of the men light torches and place them alongside the runway. Others use flags to wave landing signals.
They wait.
But the planes never come.” – Dimitris Xygalatas

The dashboard has a UI. The email has paragraphs. The pipeline review has structure and charts. It appears significant. Weighty. Yet, still substance-less.
“If you couldn’t be bothered to write it, I can’t be bothered to read it.” – Brad Koehn
The cartoon at the top isn’t an LLM joke. It’s a cave painting of two people spending time and energy preserving a communication loop not serving either of them.
Previously: You’re Not Going to Need It.





