Booked

Dear ebook backers, For too long I’ve been uninspired to write – and for too long, I’ve been sufficiently distracted by a small child (well, three of them). Over the weekend, I found a new vision for the ebook project. Something much more timeless than what you’ve already read. Something more representative of my adventure …

Bitrayal

“The only difference is most of the users won’t ever know they were deeply and constantly betrayed. Users got so much used to crap, so they forgot how to differentiate between starships and crap.”

Fermenting: Broken Gnome – Belgian Dubbel Rye

My neighbors have a fantastic garden gnome. Turns out, it hit a rough patch a while back and needed significant repair. Immediately I knew this story needed a commemorative beer. This Belgian Dubbel Rye is dedicated to that Broken Gnome 10# Belgian Pilsner Malt 2# Rye Malt 2# Belgian Biscuit Malt 1.0 oz Crystal hops …

The URL Shortener Subcommittee

“We believe that [URL shorteners] pose a serious threat to the internet’s integrity. If one of them dies, gets hacked or sells out, millions of links will stop working. Thus we preemptively release backups, because URL shorteners are too busy to make backups themselves.”