Ikea vs Target

Target’s “newplace newspace” line is an obvious strike against Ikea’s hip and disposable interior furnishings, and a big win for customers. (There are more Targets than Ikeas near me and if you’re in the US, I’d bet near you also.)

Then this morning I hear, Ikea to sell groceries.

Reminds me of the scene in the Right Stuff where Jeff Goldblum rushes in proclaiming “It’s the Russians”, kicking off the Cold Warer, Space Race (thanks Al).

UPDATE: 11 November 2005. I noticed somebody came by this post googling for IKEA’s target audience. For that, I’d recommend the lyrics to Jonathan Coulton’s song ‘IKEA’

One as the Ideal Podcast Audience Size

In television and radio, it costs the same to reach 10 people as 10,000 or 10,000,000. In fact, the sunk costs of transmitters and FCC licenses inherently bias toward larger audiences. If everyone within range of your transmitter isn’t paying attention to you, there’s still marketing to be done.

On the other hand, the distribution technologies in podcasting inherently bias smaller audiences. Each additional website visitor adds to the load on web server, an additional straw on the proverbial camel’s back. Eventually, the server can’t take it and crashes (slashdotting). Adding insult to injury, when a podcast suddenly gets popular the site is slashdotted, the publisher’s monthly bandwidth allocation is also gone.

With the release of iTunes 4.9, some of the most popular podcasts were taken down, right as their demand peaked. In the same way the goal of viral marketing is to turn customers into the marketing department, Dave Slusher and Leo Laporte are experimenting with BitTorrent to transform their listeners into their distributors. BitTorrent turns internet distribution into something more akin to broadcasting, where each additional visitor makes it easier on the publisher. Unfortunately, iTunes doesn’t yet support BitTorrent. iTunes does support video-casts, and given video files are a magnitude of size greater than audio files, this is worrisome.

Aside from the tag-driven directory at Odeo.com, all of the podcast directories start with a limited number of high-level categories (19 in the case of iTunes). Any finite number of generic top-level categories inherently conflicts with podcasting’s bias toward extremely niche conversations. In the same way Yahoo’s top-level categorization conflicts with the web’s inherent bias toward extremely niche conversations. For more on this, listen to Clay Shirky’s Ontology is Overrated presentation at ITConversations.

Notice the above link is to a specific presentation at ITConversations – categorization at the individual podcast-level is more useful than categorization at the podcaster-level. I’ll extend this further; if two podcasters fall under a same category, both of them need to specialize further.

Soon the best, most relevant, most engaging podcasts won’t be listed in iTunes or any directory. The risk of slashdotting and mis-categorization is too high.

As Groucho Marx famously stated:

“I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.”

My 7 Most Influential Albums

Inspired by Kottke’s list of favorite albums, I offer mine. After looking at the list, I’m surprised at the emerging pattern. Yes, this is roughly in chronological order.

  1. Anthrax – I am the Man
    Take 5 white guys, a simple beat, some dorky lyrics, and hit record. I ate up the DIY attitude and the playful self-parody (especially on the Extremely Def Ill Uncensored verion). This album is the reason I have to the urge to start every podcast with

    “We are recording tonight, I want to hear you singing it loud out there.”

  2. They Might Be Giants – Flood
    This was the first compact disc I purchased. After listening to repeatedly, I discovered you just need 2 white guys (not 5), a simple beat, and some dorky lyrics. Of all the albums on this list, this is one Jen and I can agree on.
  3. Rave ‘Til Dawn, Various
    Kottke reminded me how influential this album was for me. For all the same reasons he mentioned. Some how a dorky white kid living on a dirt road and 40 acres of woodland discovered techno music. It doesn’t matter that this album contains the worst of early 4-4 rave music. The first time I heard vocal loops manipulated to create rhythm I was astounded. Of course the voice is an instrument – how had I missed that before. This laid the groundwork for my love of Trans Am’s Futureworld and Add N to X’s On the Wires of Our Nerves.
  4. Too Much Joy – Son of Sam I Am
    The moment I heard their cover of LL Cool J’s “That’s a Lie”, I knew it was the beginning of a life-long, obsessive relationship. Tim Quirk’s lyrics are funny, timeless, and powerful, fully capturing the melancholy of growing up. The music is catchy, poppy, and comforting. In TMJ’s later track, “A Rap Like Mine” they admit;

    “We’re 4 white boys that grew up in the ‘burbs…”

    If The Vandals’ Fear of a Punk Planet ever grows up, it’ll be this album.

  5. All – Percolater
    An All show in Mankato, MN showed me that every song in the world is a love song. Even angry punk songs from 4 white guys with catchy beats and dorky lyrics.
  6. Panacea – Low Profile Darkness
    Sometime in the late 90s, I went to a drum and bass club in Hamburg, Germany. Imagine the back closet of the Star Wars Canteena surrounded by broken robots. That’s what I experienced there – this album was the closest duplicate I could find. Combine with Neil Stephenson’s Snow Crash and Gibson’s Neuromancer for a dystopian, cyberpunk world more enveloping than BladeRunner.
  7. Brad Sucks – I Don’t Know What I’m Doing
    One white guy, simple catchy beats, and dorky lyrics. I completely ate up the DIY attitude and the playful self-parody, “one man band with no fans”. Brilliant.

Heading for the Mountains – Where Else?

Later this month, Jen and I are taking a quick road trip west to break in the PT Cruiser. We’ll be getting as far as Boulder, CO and swinging through Kansas City, KS on the return trip.

I’m itching to see some mountains, and I’ve heard great things about both Boulder and Denver. Outside of that, we’re open.

Got any suggestions on must-see, must-do, or must-meet? I’m open.

Introducing the WP-iPodCatter Plugin

The WP-iPodCatter plugin help podcasters running WordPress create a valid feed for iTunes’ podcast directory. WP-iPodCatter adds 2 iTunes specific fields to WordPress’s post page; one for itunes:category, and one for itunes:explicit.

The zip file also contains a replacement wp-rss2.php file with all the iTunes specific tags in it.

Download WP-iPodCatter v0.5

For suggestions, comments, and all other ongoing concerns with this plugin, head over to the WP-iPodCatter dedicated page

We Edit Each Others Media in a Post-Filter World

Previously, I’ve talked about the a Business Model for Abundance and what price means in an age of abundance.

Seems like a meme going around.

“Soon everything will make it to market and the real opportunity will be in sorting it all out.” – Chris Anderson

Yes, I see Attention.xml playing a big role in this. And I’ve got the napkin sketches to prove it.

Giving the Gift of Listening

David Weeks from Peppermint CDs invited me to join him at a talk by David Isay of the StoryCorp project as part of MPR’s Broadcast Journalism breakfast series.

It was an amazing way to start the morning. Inspiring. I see StoryCorp and podcasting solving the same problem – getting everyday stories heard. Your family’s stories, your friend’s stories, the stories more important and more powerful than those on the 10 o’clock news. Inspiring stories told by these people in voices filled with honesty and authenticity. These are not stories interrupted by car ads and they won’t be repeated every 15 minutes for to keep the Arbitron ratings up. These are our stories.

I urge all of you to grab a microphone, sit down with someone close to you, hit record, and listen. StoryCorp has set up a Do-It-Yourself intervew and recording guide.

David Weeks, thank you again for allowing me to join you. This was an inspiring way to start the day.